(Cut to a close up of a crystal ball, pan out to reveal Kevin in a turban, behind a table with fortune telling stuff, a line forming with two young women in front.) Tina: It is according to the white guy doing the fortune telling by the cafeteria. Saturn is in Vertigo.Ĭody: I'm no astrologist, but I'm reasonably sure that vertigo is not a constellation. Tina (entering): Better bring him down a peg fast. Don't worry, Ollie, we'll make it our business to bring that professor down a peg. Ollie is our friend who is being oppressed.ĭelilah: Good, you had me worried there. I mean it's not a problem for you, is it? Like, you're still on Ollie's side? Professor Gordenstein is a transphobic, right?Ĭody: Don't worry. Get with the times.ĭelilah: Yeah, and he probably sees us progressives as a threat to his- Wait really? You're a Christian?ĭelilah: Just. What kind of example does that set?ĭelilah: Stinky good ole boy Christian professors stuck in the past days of this institution where they have no place. It's systemic oppression.ĭelilah: That's pretty rude.
He doesn't recognize me or anyone like me as legitimate. is that it? He just hates transexuals? It's that simple? Ollie: Gordenstien just came out against it. Ollie: You know that gender diversity development program the school just implemented? Ollie: Of course I'm sure! I'm a trans, you don't think I'd know? Ollie (looks to the left and right, dramatically leans in): He's a transphobic.ĭelilah: Woah, that's some pretty heavy language. Ollie: Cody! Delilah! Aren't you two taking a class with professor Gordonstein this semester?
(Camera pans to Delilah and Cody and two others, gathering around Ollie, who is visibly upset) Lily: They look like they listen to the Beatles. They're the resident social justice warriors. Oh, we'd better keep a wide berth of these guys. I suppose we can be friends.ĭinah: Do you know of any campus bible studies?ĭinah: That's okay, we'll find one. Would you like to try the special, dah-lin' ?ĭinah: That's not usually the pneumonic tool people use to remember my name. Lily: Like the way people with a southern drawl, say diner? (mimicking voice) Welcome to the dinah. Please keep talking to me.ĭinah: Nice to meet you, Lily. You just started talking to me because we were walking in the same direction. Or any CDs by the popular liberal rock and roll band known as the Beatles.
#Ollie oop pitch perfect full#
Lily: My dad says I should put on my full armor of God, and not talk to any boys, or girls with false hair colors. But at least if we have to pay our dues in an ideological battle ground, risking secular brainwashing, we can do it in a college that still has the word "Christian" in the title, right? Not that this place is immune to winds of false doctrine either, but at least here you can still take a religious studies class with the correct bias. It's not a perfect civilization, it's broken, and becoming more godless by the minute. The last transition period before this generation really takes over civilization.